Colonix colon cleansing, nasty!

spirez · 02-14-2008, 08:46 AM

Pretty graphic, don't look if you're squeamish! Find it pretty amazing/sickening that stuff like this could be inside our bodies without even knowing

http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html

Jake Martin · 02-14-2008, 08:59 AM

How come when someone asks a question about something, within a day there's at least another thread about the same thing?

This forum really isn't that busy, is it?

spirez · 02-14-2008, 09:06 AM

Well i serached and the bastard didnt come up because the search seems to be gash, meh.

spirez · 02-14-2008, 09:07 AM

Well i searched and the bastard didnt come up because the search seems to be gash, meh.

pittfrog · 02-14-2008, 09:18 AM

Colon cleansing is bullshit. Colon cleansing kits are mostly made up of psyllium husks (same main ingredient as ****mucil). Psyllium husks, when in contact with water, gelatinize. You can test this yourself by putting a bunch of ****mucil or psyllium husks in a glass with maybe an inch of water to cover. The ****mucil/psyllium husks will form a gelatinous mass at the bottom of the container.

Soooo, what you're basically seeing in all those colon cleansing pics is a jello mold made of poop, that takes its shape in your colon. While there's nothing all that bad about this, a poop jello mold that you shit out is not even vaguely related to "intestinal plaque", parasites, or any of that other bullshit.

http://www.quackwatch.com/01Quackery...cs/gastro.html

vince89 · 02-14-2008, 09:59 AM

It worked for Gabe Ruediger.

**MikeMartial** · 02-14-2008, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pittfrog

Colon cleansing is bullshit. Colon cleansing kits are mostly made up of psyllium husks (same main ingredient as ****mucil). Psyllium husks, when in contact with water, gelatinize. You can test this yourself by putting a bunch of ****mucil or psyllium husks in a glass with maybe an inch of water to cover. The ****mucil/psyllium husks will form a gelatinous mass at the bottom of the container.

Soooo, what you're basically seeing in all those colon cleansing pics is a jello mold made of poop, that takes its shape in your colon. While there's nothing all that bad about this, a poop jello mold that you shit out is not even vaguely related to "intestinal plaque", parasites, or any of that other bullshit.

http://www.quackwatch.com/01Quackery...cs/gastro.html

Word. Nice post and explanation.

It never fails to amaze me how potentially "smart" people fall into this trap. There's a woman at my gym who has a kinesiology degree, yet her "Naturopath" has her on a all-juice diet, is blowing water up her colon, and I'm sure the psyllium in next. This damn girl nearly passed out the other night. WTF? I realize Kinesiology isn't a nutrition-based degree, but fuck, c'mon.

Now, here's the real question: Would Chuck Norris do a colon cleanse?

'Nuff said.

HuMz · 02-14-2008, 12:20 PM

even if thoses things are in my ass they better stay in my ass!

Ziltoid · 02-14-2008, 12:32 PM

Man that shit is nasty. WTF has he been eating his whole 27 years of his life for it to be that bad? Cheesus!!

Here's a short story. My mom works with Alzheimer patients and some old man died a little while ago from colon cancer. When they did the autopsy, they found about 20 or 20+lbs of built up shit in his friggin colon. NASTY!

NE-PATRIOTS888 · 02-15-2008, 08:25 AM

I agree. My buddy bought a 3 pack of colon blow and wanted me to try it out. I had a weekend with absolutely nothing to do so I decided to give it a shot. The results were mediocre at best.

I did the hardcore method where you do not eat any food for 24hrs. I am pretty regular already so I wasn't expecting all that much. I took my first dose with dinner like the package said. The 2nd dose was around 11am the next morning and the final was around 6pm that night with a meal. I only crapped twice during this process and both times were a normal amount of time after a meal. So basically I only crapped out what I put in, nothing more and nothing else.

I did feel terrible for a full day and a half with terrible head aches. I also made the mistake of putting the powder in water while watching tv. I forgot about it for about 5 min. When I finally remembered and took a sip all of the shell crap had expanded and made it freaking disgusting to drink. I had to spoon it down....ugh.

So for me I give colon blow a 3 out of 10. I felt better afterwards but that is probably because I started eating real food again.

My suggestion is eat real damn food like oats, and bran and whatnot and clean yourself out naturally!