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Old 05-11-2008, 09:38 PM   #31 (permalink)
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For shits and giggles (teehee) I once tried a cleanse that we sell at GNC.

I pooped a lot. That's about it. I get commission when selling that junk, and I've really started to not care about whether or not it's the right product for the right person. Fuck it, if you haven't done the research I'll sell you 3 bottles of Creakic just to make some money.
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Old 05-11-2008, 11:28 PM   #32 (permalink)

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i remember when i was younger and i took a crap and when i wiped i saw worms......
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:11 AM   #33 (permalink)

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That's the kind of thing you see the doctor for. Not a colon cleansing product.
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:37 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Youo realize you will regain any weight you lose after a week or two anyways.
Im not looking for permanent weight loss with this. I'm looking to make weight. I dont have enough time to lose the weight so I was wondering if something like this would actually help.
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:40 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Im not looking for permanent weight loss with this. I'm looking to make weight. I dont have enough time to lose the weight so I was wondering if something like this would actually help.
I guess that leaves you with two options.

Cut a leg off.

Don't participate in whatever you need to cut weight for.
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:09 AM   #36 (permalink)
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so I was wondering if something like this would actually help.
No, it won't.
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:13 AM   #37 (permalink)
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I guess that leaves you with two options.

Cut a leg off.

Don't participate in whatever you need to cut weight for.
Yes, because in the history of mankind no one has ever competed in a weight class below their natural weight. Those definitely are my ONLY two options
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No, it won't.
I didnt think so, but thanks for giving me an answer.
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:54 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Yes, because in the history of mankind no one has ever competed in a weight class below their natural weight. Those definitely are my ONLY two options
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:55 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I didnt think so, but thanks for giving me an answer.
Dandelion root worked pretty well for me, but it only loses you maybe 2-3lbs of water weight.
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