[Dogskin]

Celery
Green Olives With Pimento (Low Sodium)
Cream Cheese (Low Fat if you prefer)

Soften cream cheese. chop olives and mix with cream cheese. Generously apply mixture to celery stick. Eat.


Anyone else got some?

[StrikerStatus]

Put salmon in it. yum,

[TopCat]

I have modified your recipe by replacing all instances of "celery" with "big ass titty". It's much better now.

[Saith]

Celery is truly the most foul tasting creation sent upon this earth to plague mankind's existance.

[DevilEyes]

Originally Posted by Saith

Celery is truly the most foul tasting creation sent upon this earth to plague mankind's existance.

I must agree with you.

[Ziltoid]

Yuck! I hate celery.

[Merrill]

I love celery. I can't stand mustard greens.

[theNuge]

Celery does a great job of adding a good crunch to a dip, spread, etc. Just chop it up.

[ViceGrip]

Celery and Cucumbers make my fucking mouth numb, it's like going to the dentist eating that stuff.

Maybe I'm allergic or something.

But Olives ftw really - aren't they jacked full of sodium though?

[MikeMartial]

Originally Posted by TopCat

I have modified your recipe by replacing all instances of "celery" with "big ass titty". It's much better now.

Yeah, that'd work. Not sure if it would do much for the overall PRAL of a meal, but who the fuck cares.