[GoRiders]

Originally Posted by Urban

one time, my friend an I had a competition to see who could eat a whole banana (peel and all) fastest.

A fried of mine tried to eat the entire menu at McDonald's. The McFish was the one to induce vomitting.

I was in tears.

[kingkokong]

[quote=King Kabuki]I suppose you never heard of Samson? I'm like him, my strength is in muh hair.


Samson got fucked over by some slut that cutted off all he's hair. She was his enemy, but he still loved her because she was hot. She fucked him over, he got captured, he died!
Bloke was a pussy!!!!

[Brendon Katz]

Originally Posted by KravMachado

I totally understand the "Bitches" concept. I teach our conditioning program and boxing/kickboxing program. I don't know how many times I get these "Im in shape because I run 2 hrs a day on the treadmill" ***s who think that they'll easily transition into real kickboxing or boxing. .............. Any suggestions for a lesson plan on an ass kicking session will be gladly appreciated!

If I can get my 10 year olds jiu jitsu students to do the scarecrow on each other for an hour without crying, I can surely kick a few adults asses through conditioning.

bro same thing but i teach a fighters class after the cardio class. every now and then we get a guy in the cardio class who is 'world muay thai champ' or 'i did kickboxing for 15 years since i was 2' type so i invite em to the fighters class afterwards. so far we have had 1 guy get hit in the kidneys , throw up and never come back. one guy bruise his shins (i kid u not) and never come back and last nite 1 dood got cracked about a dozen times in the nose and it remains to be seen if he will be back.

[King Kabuki]

Samson got fucked over by some slut that cutted off all he's hair. She was his enemy, but he still loved her because she was hot. She fucked him over, he got captured, he died!
Bloke was a pussy!!!!

There's a reason everyone including you knows who Samson is and no one knows who you are.

Samson > you.

[Revok]

Originally Posted by B-N

http://www.pirate-king.com/episode/1062

Along the same lines, funny but TRUE!!!

(ya I know the guy who wrote its name is Kim, but he was born in Africa, so whatever...)

Hahaha. Self-hating closet homosexuals say the funniest things.

[kingkokong]

Originally Posted by King Kabuki

There's a reason everyone including you knows who Samson is and no one knows who you are.

Samson > you.

Dude I'm not a made up character!
Hell if it will make you feel better

Catwoman > me

[ACR4V3N]

Watch this every day

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YrXbgCtp4Jc&

I do, and it makes me want to go kill anything smaller than me.

[Cameron]

Originally Posted by King Kabuki

You all can thank Rjkb2901830-3 (lol) for bringing this article to my attention.

Now get tough, shut the fuck up, and train...bitches.

dude this could not have been said any better.

[Mother Shububu]

Originally Posted by Big Eck

A big amen to that... some of the guys I see at my college need to grow some balls, especially those strange emo folk.

tell me about it, and then you have those "metro-sexuals", straight guys who act gay.

[Mother Shububu]

Originally Posted by parallax86

bro same thing but i teach a fighters class after the cardio class. every now and then we get a guy in the cardio class who is 'world muay thai champ' or 'i did kickboxing for 15 years since i was 2' type so i invite em to the fighters class afterwards. so far we have had 1 guy get hit in the kidneys , throw up and never come back. one guy bruise his shins (i kid u not) and never come back and last nite 1 dood got cracked about a dozen times in the nose and it remains to be seen if he will be back.

There is conditioning, and there is this crime called assault.