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Old 11-16-2007, 05:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Newest Evolution of a Classic Exercise - you must read this!

http://www.jumpsnap.com/ - the Ropeless Jump Rope!

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Wow..... I think this is the first sign that we are starting to un-evolve. The planet must be getting stupider. I know I feel dumber for having been exposed to this..
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Old 11-16-2007, 06:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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http://www.jumpsnap.com/ - the Ropeless Jump Rope!

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Wow..... I think this is the first sign that we are starting to un-evolve. The planet must be getting stupider. I know I feel dumber for having been exposed to this..
its been brought up in here before, but it bares repeating that this worthless piece of shit and its inventor should be hurled into a volcano.
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Old 11-16-2007, 06:31 PM   #3 (permalink)

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Wow...just wow...
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Old 11-16-2007, 07:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I could come out with a product called "Weightless Weights"

I wonder if people would buy that.....
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Old 11-16-2007, 11:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Wow. This exercise is hard so let's make something that let's people half-ass it and get almost no benefit.

The only shining light here is that this market (people who think this will help them get in shape) has just been cornered by the Nintendo Wii.
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Old 11-17-2007, 01:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Holy shit. Why not just jump around without a fucking rope for $0 instead of paying 60 bucks.

The sad thing is with a little persistence almost anybody can get good at jumping rope. Just terrible.
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Old 11-18-2007, 04:26 AM   #7 (permalink)

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Holy shit. Why not just jump around without a fucking rope for $0 instead of paying 60 bucks.

The sad thing is with a little persistence almost anybody can get good at jumping rope. Just terrible.
But if you dont have a rope or jump snap then where is the sound supposed to come from?
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Old 11-18-2007, 11:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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But if you dont have a rope or jump snap then where is the sound supposed to come from?
Damn bro, good point. I take back what I said, it's worth every penny.
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Old 12-01-2007, 10:11 PM   #9 (permalink)

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ya know its about time. jump roping is just too hard for some people to do with a rope.
Now they need to come up with an exercise bike that when u pedal it doesnt just stay in one place. A treadmill to...those would be the 2 best inventions to hit the exercise market.
imagine if u pedaled an exercise bike and moved? or if when u ran u got somewhere? whoever capitalizes on these ideas will be a billionaire.
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Old 12-02-2007, 12:44 AM   #10 (permalink)

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And think the inventor made millions off of lazy bums
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