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Old 04-30-2007, 08:16 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Girl Power!

When I'm on my runs it seems that my intensity and longevity are directly proportional to the amount of good looking women I encounter.

Since I moved my running circuit from the smoggy city block full of fat guys without shirts on, to the trail in the park, inhabited by lots of beautiful college girls, I've noticed that I can run for about 50% longer before falling on my face. When I'm approaching a pretty girl, my breath catches up and I'm able to pick my intensity back up as well.

Anyone else operate on girl power?
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Old 04-30-2007, 08:20 PM   #2 (permalink)

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God bless the hotgirls that you see on the run.
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Old 04-30-2007, 08:49 PM   #3 (permalink)

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i jog around my college campus. i run twice as fast past the sororites... luckily there are multiple streets of sorority houses on campus.... its good interval work!! ahahahaa
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Old 04-30-2007, 08:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah. i'm always able to lift a little more when hot girls are watching. It's hilarious when they're looking and you know they're looking but you act like you're completely fuckin ignoring them. I always get a kick out of that. Like you can't be bothered to even acknowledge their existence when in reality they're the sole fuckin reason why you're pressing 225 sets instead of 210 sets today.
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Old 04-30-2007, 08:56 PM   #5 (permalink)

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I'm the same way, lol. Word of advice though:

Don't do Guerilla Cardio and shadow box during the rest periods in front of hot girls while wearing a mouthpiece, you will get some strange looks (and you will hear things like "look...what is that guy doing, he looks mean").
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Old 04-30-2007, 09:14 PM   #6 (permalink)

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^^^ no too mention when you take your mouth peice out and all that drool drops out... that grosses them out.
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Old 04-30-2007, 09:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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^^^ no too mention when you take your mouth peice out and all that drool drops out... that grosses them out.
the little pussies
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:00 PM   #8 (permalink)

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the little pussies
You should kick their butts for that, since you are a Female and I don't hit females

edit: On a sidenote, I don't think I have even raised my voice or cussed at a girl/woman...and I've taken my fair share of crap so far.
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:18 PM   #9 (permalink)

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That's funny. I do the same thing when I run by a rival or I see another fighter from the same weight class come into the gym. But I think any female would make us run faster. Even if she wasn't good looking, it's in our nature
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edit: On a sidenote, I don't think I have even raised my voice or cussed at a girl/woman...and I've taken my fair share of crap so far.
then you would be a big pussy ;)
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