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Old 04-18-2007, 07:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Don't do burpees in a dusty room

Just got back to New York after an extended vacation in California. What better way to welcome myself back home than doing the 100 burpee challenge again.

Thinking I could improve on my PR (7:49), I turned off the heater, opened a window, and banged out 100 burpees in my small 1 bedroom apartment that had been collecting dust for 3 weeks.

Two things happened:
1. I did not beat my PR. Mainly because...

2. My throat felt like COMPLETE DEVASTATION by burpee #60. I was coughing up a lung and finally, after I finished my hundred, I started salivating like a madman. Personally, when I salivate like this, it can only mean 1 thing -- that I'm about to puke.

And puke I did. Round after round of puking until my eyes were bloodshot and my face was splotchy from burst capillaries. But hey, my throat feels better, so at least I got that going for me.

Moral of the story: Always exercise in a well-ventilated, non-dusty place. Preferably outdoors.
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Old 04-18-2007, 07:54 PM   #2 (permalink)

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HAHAHA....Sorry for you bro but that is kinda funny!
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You posted a story about trying tabata burpees after eating chocolate too, didn't you?

You, sir, are the Steve Irwin of the exercise world.
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You posted a story about trying tabata burpees after eating chocolate too, didn't you?

You, sir, are the Steve Irwin of the exercise world.

haha i think your correct, wasn't it something like it being the best tasting puke??


I have the same thing with salivating alot, its about a 15 second warning to find something or place to put the puke
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:19 AM   #5 (permalink)

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Ahhhh.

I get sweaty teeth when I'm about to chuck.

Good effort!
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Old 04-19-2007, 10:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Just got back to New York after an extended vacation in California. What better way to welcome myself back home than doing the 100 burpee challenge again.

Thinking I could improve on my PR (7:49), I turned off the heater, opened a window, and banged out 100 burpees in my small 1 bedroom apartment that had been collecting dust for 3 weeks.

Two things happened:
1. I did not beat my PR. Mainly because...

2. My throat felt like COMPLETE DEVASTATION by burpee #60. I was coughing up a lung and finally, after I finished my hundred, I started salivating like a madman. Personally, when I salivate like this, it can only mean 1 thing -- that I'm about to puke.

And puke I did. Round after round of puking until my eyes were bloodshot and my face was splotchy from burst capillaries. But hey, my throat feels better, so at least I got that going for me.

Moral of the story: Always exercise in a well-ventilated, non-dusty place. Preferably outdoors.
I will learn from your wise advice.
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Old 04-19-2007, 03:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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You posted a story about trying tabata burpees after eating chocolate too, didn't you?

You, sir, are the Steve Irwin of the exercise world.
Yeah, I'm that guy.

I'm Mister Masochistic Burpee Guy. That chocolate was good though... mmm... cheat day...
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Old 04-19-2007, 03:26 PM   #8 (permalink)

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Thanks for the warning. I exercise in our garage in usually around 95 degree heat (very humid here in the South), so I know all about puking and overheating, lol.
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