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Old 04-01-2009, 11:20 AM   #1 (permalink)

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Cardio...makes me very excited?

So most of us have experience the awesomeness of post sex piss...and more often than not there is a little remnants of sperm in the urine that actually makes it in the toilet.

Well lately when I've been getting back from a cardio session and take a piss, I notice there is sperm in my urine, or what looks exactly like sperm. I have not being paying any attention to sex (gave all forms of down there fun up for lent) and I am not quite sure if this is a common occurrence or something I should have looked at.

I know running supposedly release many of the same hormones release durin sex, but does this stretch that point?

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Old 04-01-2009, 01:32 PM   #3 (permalink)

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If running makes you do that just wait until you get inside an actual woman.

I've never experienced what you're describing from cardio.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:39 PM   #4 (permalink)

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If running makes you do that just wait until you get inside an actual woman.

I've never experienced what you're describing from cardio.
Don't hate on your mom like that ,dude, she is a fine lady.

Well I am off to the gym...only thing I can think of, is that I have been using the stationary bikes pretty heavily as of late...and I know they fuck around with stuff down there.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:47 PM   #5 (permalink)

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haha sounds like you're fiending the tang pretty bad there son. I guess I just don't get the idea of giving up pleasures for religion or sports or whatever but to each his own. I'd imagine the combination of abstinence and whatever hormonal rush you get form working out probly combine to make your body aroused enough to start producing more sperm than the boys can handle...or maybe something is seriously wrong with your shit and you have a VD!
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:26 AM   #6 (permalink)

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Sounds like you have a disease, and should go to the doctor. That's probably puss, or some kind of fungus in your urine.
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:41 AM   #7 (permalink)

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Don't hate on your mom like that ,dude, she is a fine lady.

Well I am off to the gym...only thing I can think of, is that I have been using the stationary bikes pretty heavily as of late...and I know they fuck around with stuff down there.
Is there a seat on the stationary bicycle when you're riding it?
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Don't hate on your mom like that ,dude, she is a fine lady.

Well I am off to the gym...only thing I can think of, is that I have been using the stationary bikes pretty heavily as of late...and I know they fuck around with stuff down there.
I would say you have picked up something from those bike seats.

Something not good
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Dude it sounds like you quit whacking it for lent? you DO realize that if it's not released every so often the knuckle children will find their own way out every so often
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