Planet Fitness Screwed Me

[Sconse]

Originally Posted by BLACKHAWK3634

Thanks for the advice so far. I'm giving corporate two days to respond to my messages and return my calls. If they do not do so or fail to return my full investment I will begin enacting some of Keith's ideas. Every radio station, tv station, and newspaper in the entire New England region will hear my story.

If all else fails I will find myself someone to loan me money. Then I will fly any willing S&P'er out to MA. We will form a small but formidable militia, ransacking every planet fitness on the east coast. Hurling plates, swinging sledges, etc.

Haha, if it comes to that I am soooo in! I'll have to fly myself out there though, I live in Aus. It'll be worth it though, reading this thread has made me want to kill whoever came up with the idea. Also before enacting any of Keith's awesome idea's I'd try the small claims court. Gd luck

[Sconse]

Edit: double sorry

[B3rserk3R]

Originally Posted by Old Man

The lunk alarm is amazingly ironic. A loud noise and flashing light identifies offenders - on the same sign that says says no judging.

It is kinda Orwellian to have a giant siren of judgment to discourage judgment.

[takeahnase]

I had to threaten to sue the German variant of Planet Fitness before they let me out of my contract.

[Lusst]

Guys, I'm really worried.

What if this blight spreads to *shudder* Texas?

[Merrill]

I say we activate S&P "project mayhem."

Join a commercial gym which inhibites S&P through bullshit. Sabotage by doing one of the aformentioned deeds described by K'dub. I like the idea of placing frozen fish, milk, or other potentially stinky food products in strategic locations throughout the gym. This would only require a day or week pass.

[GunsforGuevara]

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[Sconse]

Originally Posted by Lusst

Guys, I'm really worried.

What if this blight spreads to *shudder* Texas?

I'm hopping it doesn't spread too, I'd hate for some abomination like that to end up in Australia... our gyms are already shit enuough

[akutz1]

im not too familiar with planet fitness but it sounds like Globo-Gym from Dodgeball. I pictured a skinny little guy wearing a purple singlet when you spoke of the manager

[B3rserk3R]

Originally Posted by akutz1

im not too familiar with planet fitness but it sounds like Globo-Gym from Dodgeball. I pictured a skinny little guy wearing a purple singlet when you spoke of the manager

Ben Stiller Gruntes when lifting...he'd be kicked out of Planet Fitness for being a "lunk" (whatever the hell that is...)