[thethirddiaz]

True Lies had a love story.

Boondock Saints did not. And they killed a cat. +1 awesomesauce.

[Donut62]

Terminator 2 pwns all action movies.

[mschatz]

Originally Posted by bacon

Any movie with the "manditory love interest/side bar" pisses me off. It's not enough to defy a nation and kill a shit load of bad guys, NOOOOOO, you have to fuck the princess or whoever the hell she was.


Dear Hollywood,

Not every movie has to have a love scene. Think of love scenes like a thumb in your girlfriends ass. It's not something you do all the time. You SAVE it for anniversaries and shit.

Hugs and kisses,
Bacon

PS: Top Gun 2, bitch. Go.

lol. greatness

[takeahnase]

Originally Posted by bacon

Think of love scenes like a thumb in your girlfriends ass. It's not something you do all the time.

Fail.

[bacon]

Originally Posted by Rare Chestnuts

Beverly Hills Cop
Ghostbusters
Total Recall
True Lies
Predator
Alien

There are plenty.

Ghostbusters: Bill Murray got it on with a ghost
Total Recall: Arnie had a love interest on Earth AND Mars. It doesn't matter that the former tried to kill his ass.
True Lies: That one chick from Halloween looked pretty hot in the black dress, even though I heard she was born a hermaphrodite...., but at one point, she was kidnapped and Arnie had to save her.
Predetor: Good one.
Alien: The rule does not apply because the "hero" is a chick.

[bacon]

Originally Posted by takeahnase

Fail.

Think of love scenes like a thumb in your girlfriends ass. It's not something you do all the time unless you're German.

That better?

[Rare Chestnuts]

Originally Posted by bacon

Think of love scenes like a thumb in your girlfriends ass. It's not something you do all the time...unless you are German and/or your "girlfriend" is Thai.

Fixed. Also, Top Gun had a love scene.

[takeahnase]

Not my fault that you're all prudes.

[bacon]

Originally Posted by Rare Chestnuts

Fixed. Also, Top Gun had a love scene.

Yeah, but that was clearly a "thumb in the ass" type of thing.....look, a pygmy goat..

[mettalhead]

Dear Hollywood,

Make more of Chuck Palahniuk's books into films. Why because they kick ass.

PS. Invest the crazy amounts of money you have into making a John Wayne clone and star him in a western with Clint Eastwood. You would shut down the academy awards for life.