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Old 12-24-2008, 01:17 PM   #1 (permalink)

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You know you're BJJ addicted when..
How BJJ-addicted are you? If you don’t play to win, why play at all?

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Old 12-24-2008, 01:21 PM   #2 (permalink)

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It's a cute little test.

I'd say most of us on here score in the purple to black belt range.

I mean, if you are willing to read incessantly about BJJ in the hopes of finding a nugget of useful information during your "off-time" from training...then you're an addict.
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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when your rolling on xmas eve

like im doing tonight
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Old 12-24-2008, 02:18 PM   #4 (permalink)

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when someone hugs you from behind and you immediately drop you base and secure one of their arms
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Old 12-24-2008, 03:02 PM   #5 (permalink)

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when you start saying things with a portugese accent.
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Old 12-24-2008, 04:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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When you tape up your fingers and toes just to post on Sherdog....
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Old 12-24-2008, 04:14 PM   #7 (permalink)

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When you and your girlfriend are laying in bed and you always have a one butterfly hook without doing it in purpose.


she hates it and calls it "the toe thing"
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Old 12-24-2008, 04:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You slap hands and bump fists with your wife before you "get it on"....and then do it again each time you switch positions...
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you spoon your girl and your hands automatically move to an RNC position...
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Old 12-24-2008, 04:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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when you start saying things with a portugese accent.
Bwaha I've been doing that ever since I started training under a Brazilian instructor.

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