[GBYorba_Fighter]

When the only jiu jitsu you show your girlfriend happens to be the turtle position…and of course how I maintain control from her back…

[allgoodnamegone]

Originally Posted by GBYorba_Fighter

When the only jiu jitsu you show your girlfriend happens to be the turtle position…and of course how I maintain control from her back…

Nice!

[Defy]

hah

[SlowlyWeRot]

That guy sucks at doing a Brazilian pronounced "Jiu Jitsu". You have to say Zhoo Zheetsu.

[Slithers]

Originally Posted by SlowlyWeRot

That guy sucks at doing a Brazilian pronounced "Jiu Jitsu". You have to say Zhoo Zheetsu.

and then instead of (h)Elio gracie he says HAYlio Gracie

[armbarking]

Originally Posted by Zankou

No Country for Old Men. I was like "he doesn't have the hooks, just hip out and take side control you buffoon." But it didn't happen.

Hahahe, me too. I told my wife, man he could've escaped that easy!!


Anyway, you know your hardcore when your lying to your girl about where you've been all night because you went to train instead of hanging out with her.

-or-

When a day doesn't go by without being sore or injured in some way, shape or form.

-or-

You start to yell jiu-jitsu terminology up your pregnant wife's vagina.

[omgitsrick]

When you go "shoe shopping" you only buy sandals.

[omgitsrick]

That was so hilarious.. ZHOO ZHEETSOO

[C.Beeby]

Originally Posted by armbarking

Hahahe, me too. I told my wife, man he could've escaped that easy!!


Anyway, you know your hardcore when your lying to your girl about where you've been all night because you went to train instead of hanging out with her.

-or-

When a day doesn't go by without being sore or injured in some way, shape or form.

-or-

You start to yell jiu-jitsu terminology up your pregnant wife's vagina.

+1 on these.

When you always get a special grip when you "rassle" with friends standing, right before they decide they don't want to play anymore, because you always hurt them.

[Calogero831]

when im sitting i grapevine the legs of the chair all the time without noticing
and i already did this thread, alot of the responses are the same but there are some good ones here
You know you addicted to jiu jitsu when...