[bulldogs85]

When you pull guard on your dog? I've done it. He has a great guard pass, and I've side mounted him, and his shrimp is world-class.

And, I'm gonna open up here and admit it. I've been in the bedroom. And during our private time, I've triangled my girlfriend.

And every one of you fuckers know you've done it too, so don't try to pretend you haven't at least once.

[mycompy386]

I want a source for his statistics.

[LordarshynBJJ]

I taught my girlfriend the triangle. She pulled it off in bed once.

I am scared to go down on her now.

[Goat Meal]

That guy gets on my fucking nerves, to be honest.

[bulldogs85]

Originally Posted by LordarshynBJJ

I taught my girlfriend the triangle. She pulled it off in bed once.

I am scared to go down on her now.

I can't count how many times mine has tried to "spoon"......and I set the hooks in and went from there. I can't help myself.

[Rbagu3]

when me and my wife have sex i tell her to put me in her guard

[Oldguy]

When you go to get out of bed, you instinctively do a hip escape to get to the edge so you can get up.

[alaskajits]

best sex transition ever - trap and roll

[GroundWorkz]

" the way to size up a guy in a bar isnt to look at the physical size of his body, but to see if he has cauliflower ears"

... so true

[kenban judan]

when you're at a picnic/beach/campfire-- somewhere where people are sitting on the ground--, and then take mental note of those who didn't stand in base