My grappling Videos! - Page 11

jasond · 07-02-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Flapjack666

I looked at his MySpace page too - read his "About Me" - not really a wordsmith....

here's my advice - go back to the school - beg to have them let you back in and get a god damn education....without a high school diploma you're likelihood of going to prison or winding up on welfare goes up exponentially. If you don't know what exponents are, it only reinforces my advice.

I literally spit out the water I was drinking because I was laughing so hard at that piece of advice.

Bravo!

TacWar · 07-02-2008, 02:25 PM

I was a bit disappointed in this thread, usually we are much more harsh and really lay into people like this. Maybe this is just the kindler gentler sherdog grappling forums...it was entertaining but not nearly as entertaining as BMA_Matt, Sensei Al, the various fake BB threads. I demand more from my fellow keyboard grapplers.

edit: BTW my 17 year old little sister could take you down and tap you out with an RNC, and she doesn't train at all. Then again shes acutally really naturally gifted at grappling.

Knots619 · 07-02-2008, 03:40 PM

[quote=Calogero831;22192730]your myspace is hilarious

"I Will Be The Greatest Fighter Alive. Noone Out there my age can take me. Im Still Waiting For real Compitition"

About me:
My Name Is Dylan Ellsworth Born and raised In Watertown NY. I love To meet new people Especially From different countries. Thats pretty much Why I have a Myspace.I have The worst Parents Anyone Could end up having A mother and father who care nothing for you, But i think its made me a stronger person overall. My dream Goal Is to Fight In The Ultimate Fighting Championships. If you Think you can Beat me In a Fight Your Probably Wrong. Ive Been in So Many.I will Always have my freinds backs And will fight for them. If I Dont like you I Will Call you Out. If you see me I can look very intimidating, but really if you no me Im a goofy and Fun person. Im wicked In to Haunted houses Im still waiting for sumone brave enought to stay in one with me. Im the most Competitive person I know, If I cant beat you in sumthing I go Crazy, If you've met me you probably already know. I try to excel in everything I do besides School. I have ALOT of friends Probably Cause I can get along With anbody who listens to me talk. I talk too much sometimes. Hopefully I'll have a HS diploma to back me up In Life... I plan of making it big In UFC. And hopefully With the Money travel Alot, Im not gonna stay In Watertown My whole life. Im already making plans for Brazil. Wanna get to know me just talk to me, Im Really easy to talk To..

wow this sounds like it could be a movie, 'a guy with unsupportive parents rises from his hardships and becomes the best fighter the world had ever seen!'

hah i bet a million bucks that (self proclained) 'Da Beast' saw 'never back down' and through it was the best movie mde and somehow convinced himself that he is Jake Tyler....

Knots619 · 07-02-2008, 04:01 PM

btw TAPPING out people who have zero experience in SUBMISSION grappling and minimal experience in wrestling or judo while you train SUBS, is NOT something to be proud of. as for you aparently tapping out black belts, my advice is to change clubs because clearly they are just giving out belts... go to compitions and gauge your skills there, STOP tapping your friends you might feel like your the man after tapping them but by training/sparing with people less skilled or less expirenced then you just makes your technique sloppyer

another piece of advice is to stop posting these vids on fourm sites, they are not impressive they only make me believe you are one of those "mma skeets" who strut around with TapouT gear and street fighting with walmart 4 oz gloves

this also reminds me of this:

YouTube - Get in my Guard