[Hit-or-be-hit]

Ok so i go into work today and this guy i work with asks me the price of the place i go for jiu jitsu. so i tell him and he says he trains in ninjitsu. he then says to me that they are basically the same thing. I didn't reply but then i saw him about an hour later.
My friend and i tried explaining to him that they are not the same thing but he kept insisting that they were.
So then we kept talking about martial arts and i started talking about judo. so then he says that judo and jiu jitsu are the same thing
then we go onto muay thai. I currently train Muay Thai and Jiu Jitsu.
the guy tries telling me that it's pointless to train Muay thai in america and that if i really want to learn it i need to go 2 Thailand.
Well then during my lunch he comes up to me and says do you know what martial art is really good. Then he says Aikido and says that he saw some video on line of a guy that knew that and he threw 10 people in 2 minutes and they all ended up on the ground.
Im here trying sooooo hard not to laugh at him while i am trying to eat my chicken sandwhich. Then he goes back on about ninjitsu and how he might get to learn to be invisible.
I am so amzed at how ignorant this guy i work with is when it comes to martial arts.

[ROwens1182]

I am new to MMA, but is Ninjitsu some type of Ninja training?

[King Creatine]

There's no way this guy was bad enough to think he could learn to be invisible. I don't believe you, man.

[Hit-or-be-hit]

Originally Posted by ROwens1182

I am new to MMA, but is Ninjitsu some type of Ninja training?

yeah it's that ninja stuff

[Hit-or-be-hit]

Originally Posted by King Creatine

There's no way this guy was bad enough to think he could learn to be invisible. I don't believe you, man.

im serious!
i had a feeling some1 wouldn't believe me.
he is about 19 years old.

[ROwens1182]

When I was in highschool there were these guys who watched too much anime so they thought they were ninjas or could be ninjas and sneak around and try to kill people. They ordered the ninja shows and all the weapons off the internet. Even used credit cards they stole from their parents. Same guys use to get all turned on by the early Mary Kate and Ashley videos. Kinda of disturbing. IS Ninjistu a real Martial art?

[Hit-or-be-hit]

it's a martial art just not really used in mma cuz they focus on pressure points.

[ROwens1182]

Hmm never heard of it. What are the likely hoods of this guy snapping and trying to sneak up behind people at work and snap their necks?

[TheAth-ah-lete]

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.



Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

[ROwens1182]

But the msot important question is who's cooler? Ninjas.. or .. pirates