[johnsic]

- The Staller. I hate it when you roll with someone who just tries to hold you on closed guard. they dont go for sweeps or submissions, they just stall.

- The Big and strong spaz with no tech. I hate them. Exp. if they get to sidemount and jsut lay on top of you. And when you eventually sweep them they tap because of exaustion.

- The faker. He wants to look good and often says stuff like "lets go light" and goes 100% himself. If you own him or he gets tired he fakes a injury.

- The "its all about winning". He does anything to get a tap. Dirty moves and stuff. Often is also a spaz.

- The "newguy". He comes to train a few times and then quits. If you roll with him you have to stop because he is too tired and also have to show him moves all the time. So you arent even really rolling, you are teaching him.

- The "I tap before you submit". Really annoing one. He taps when you try something. Like you go for a triangle and he taps instantly when you get your feet crossed.

[Who's Laughin' Now?]

I'm guilty of exerting too much energy and gassing, but I never tap to it. I don't flail or anything, either, I'm just not that good, lol. Does that count as spazzing?

I never liked rolling with smelly people, like the dude that washes his gi once a week. It's especially bad in the summer here in Florida. Also, I hate rolling with people that aren't really into it, like, "I am tired from the gym" or "I've got issues at home." Not to be insensitive, but leave home issues there, this is a jujitsu dojo!!! Use this time as a chance to escape from those issues, don't contaminate my mat with them! We really don't have very many of the stereotypes at my gym (so far, I know, I know, they'll come) other than the jacked wrassler with something to prove, but that's every bjj school near a college, right?

[anaconda]

Originally Posted by RedNeckCowBoy00

How about guys who tap before you have the submission on? Like they could still possibly get out of it. A couple months ago, I was rollin' (and granted, I think it was the other guy's first time rollin'), and I went for an armbar from mount. I had spun and was basically in a high sit-up position holdin' his arm at a 90 degree angle in between my legs, startin' to fall back as I felt the tap. I said, "I didn't even have that all the way?" He goes, "No, but you would have." I said, "Dont ever do that again." He hasn't. He even made fun of himself for doin' that then today.

What are you talking about? why should he wait until you crank and hurt him to tap? some subs you can wait and keep fighting, like a kimura american etc. you can with armbars too, depending on the position. But a lot of times, if a guy gets a real good armbar real fast, I will tap when I know he has it. Especially if my arm is already extended. If you have my arm and I have no way to defend, Ill tap even before you crank it. That is, if i understand you correctly.

[farmboy]

Originally Posted by jakethasnake

hahahaha, super sexy...but seriously, i agree, i rolled with this really giggly girl once and i was like what is so funny??...she didnt have an answer

Yeah, then I Choked her unconscious and was like "WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HA, HA, HA!!!"

[Big Eck]

The guys who insist on grapping my shorts and/or rashguard when rolling no gi. I don't mean like one grab accidentally, the guys who do it multiple times during one roll. I never understood that... I train both gi and no gi and never had the urge to grab somebody's clothing in no gi.

[Slithers]

the one move wonder.

sure it works, but thats all that works for him.

[jasond]

Originally Posted by lowCofG

Congrats, ass, you're awesome at guard passing because I can't wrap my legs around your gut.

HAHA!! I trained with a guy like that once. I've got long legs and I STILL couldn't get them wrapped around his gut. No surprise that he was also king of stallers.

[letsgotribe9]

Originally Posted by Lopyswine

we have a new girl in our classes. she just turned 19 and is smoking hot. smokin!

I am 25. she asked me to roll last week.... lets just say that I couldn't focus on what we were doing, and every time her hand slid past my crotch I felt of nervousness and i lost my concentration. i swear all i could think about was her body pressing into me... that has never happened to me before, probably cause i've only rolled with ugly chicks...

I had a lovely high mount experience with a girl as she put her hands right on my crotch as if to push me off from there but it turned into just having her hands on my crotch and being right near her face. I found myself a little stunned and the timer went off. I always wonder what would've happened.

I also find myself really content with just laying in a woman's guard too. It's a good thing I rarely roll with women. It's a huge dislike for me, unless we're naked.

[lowCofG]

we've clearly rolled w/ the same guy. The sad thing is, I'm 5'1" on a good day, so there's only so much leg to wrap around someone. but this dude not only would marvel over my lack of a closed guard game, but how "easily" he could pass. And then do NOTHING. Yay! Let's sit in sloppy side guard and call it an offense!

I recognize that there'a a place for strength in one's game, but when it's the main/only component? Hate it. I usually defuse those types by pointing out "hey! good job! you just overpowered the short girl!" Although sometimes I lift them off the ground, just to see the look on their face.

it's always amazing to me how much ego invades the mat.

Originally Posted by jasond

HAHA!! I trained with a guy like that once. I've got long legs and I STILL couldn't get them wrapped around his gut. No surprise that he was also king of stallers.

[farmboy]

Originally Posted by letsgotribe9

I always wonder what would've happened..

She would have swept you and submitted you with an armbar. Tap, tap, little buddy...