Guys who suck to roll with - Page 2

**Q mystic** · 02-28-2007, 05:45 PM

Yer finicky.

I always just hated stink and long nails. The rest is easy to cope with.

Wait till you grapple some guy that you know just got done boning his lady when shes raw.

I looove fighting the spaz. They take from the routine. Unfortunatley, they settle down too quick.

Magooglie · 02-28-2007, 05:49 PM

Guys who don't wear tight underwear or a jock strap. Jiggly bits are gross.

Lopyswine · 02-28-2007, 05:59 PM

we have a new girl in our classes. she just turned 19 and is smoking hot. smokin!

I am 25. she asked me to roll last week.... lets just say that I couldn't focus on what we were doing, and every time her hand slid past my crotch I felt of nervousness and i lost my concentration. i swear all i could think about was her body pressing into me... that has never happened to me before, probably cause i've only rolled with ugly chicks...

fightme · 02-28-2007, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lopyswine

we have a new girl in our classes. she just turned 19 and is smoking hot. smokin!

I am 25. she asked me to roll last week.... lets just say that I couldn't focus on what we were doing, and every time her hand slid past my crotch I felt of nervousness and i lost my concentration. i swear all i could think about was her body pressing into me... that has never happened to me before, probably cause i've only rolled with ugly chicks...

I was rolling very light with this chick in class the other day and swept her into high mount. My package was being cradled by her tits. There was this weird moment when we both realized this fact. I jumped off into side control before I chubbed up but it was a very strange moment. I completely understand the lost of concentration. You keep telling yourself that this isn't a chick it is an opponent trying to submit you. Thank God the chick wasn't "Smoking Hot" or I might have had a problem.

Happy Boy · 02-28-2007, 06:30 PM

Guys who just go mental aggressive and are strong but with no technique, standing or ground I hate it. You get banged around and are covered in scrapes, knocks, bruises and whatever else after the time with them, and they cant win, they cant even get a score, they just growl and grunt in time with their pushing and shoving and end the session exhausted and having learned nothing.

**Zankou** · 02-28-2007, 06:40 PM

I hate the "pointless staller" more than anything. The guy who is so fricking afraid of getting tapped or losing position that he just desperately tries to prevent anything from happening, rather than taking risks. Wtf, like I want to sit there tussling for 20 minutes while you do everything you can to stay where you are. Try passing guard, taking some risks, go for a sub. Don't just clamp on and hug until you get tired from all the clamping exertion and have to quit.

Chris Champion · 02-28-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Zankou

I hate the "pointless staller" more than anything. The guy who is so fricking afraid of getting tapped or losing position that he just desperately tries to prevent anything from happening, rather than taking risks. Wtf, like I want to sit there tussling for 20 minutes while you do everything you can to stay where you are. Try passing guard, taking some risks, go for a sub. Don't just clamp on and hug until you get tired from all the clamping exertion and have to quit.

Yeah. Big time.

I rolled with a guy once that had quite a few of the already listed reasons. He was a big staller that sat in my guard for five mins, he smelled a bit funny, his T-shirt was baggy so when I went for an armbar my foot got caught and he tried to force his elbows into my legs to open my guard whilst huffing, puffing and spitting.

It sucked.

erco · 02-28-2007, 07:03 PM

The wet breather. The guy who can't seem to stop salivating when he's breathing heavy.

**Q mystic** · 02-28-2007, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Zankou

I hate the "pointless staller" more than anything. The guy who is so fricking afraid of getting tapped or losing position that he just desperately tries to prevent anything from happening, rather than taking risks. Wtf, like I want to sit there tussling for 20 minutes while you do everything you can to stay where you are. Try passing guard, taking some risks, go for a sub. Don't just clamp on and hug until you get tired from all the clamping exertion and have to quit.

Nope. Sorry man. Got you here.

Just letting you work on getting out of sticky situations. No doubt...it is shitty.

Happy Boy · 02-28-2007, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Zankou

I hate the "pointless staller" more than anything. The guy who is so fricking afraid of getting tapped or losing position that he just desperately tries to prevent anything from happening, rather than taking risks. Wtf, like I want to sit there tussling for 20 minutes while you do everything you can to stay where you are. Try passing guard, taking some risks, go for a sub. Don't just clamp on and hug until you get tired from all the clamping exertion and have to quit.

They are even more annoying standing until you work out how to deal with them. The ones who lock their arms and walk around not going for any throws and just block everything you go for. In hindsight they are not much of a problem but as a beginner they are frustrating to say the least.