[zfolwick]

Originally Posted by morlach

This is more for wrestling but the sweaty fat kid whose got fifty pounds on you and just likes to lay there and smother you
shit pisses me off
its the part of practice where i pull guard and start throwing up subs

How the hell do you MOVE YOUR HIPS!?!?!? That's been my problem. 220 lbs vs. 280+ sux

[Chronstantine]

Maybe the reason they never come back is because you man handle them? I like rolling with newbs because it gives you a chance to make them like it! 99% of people aren't gonna like getting armbarred over and over their first day and wont come back, even though i did!

[farmboy]

Originally Posted by zfolwick

How the hell do you MOVE YOUR HIPS!?!?!? That's been my problem. 220 lbs vs. 280+ sux

Whaaaa. Try 170 Vs 250. Now that sucks!

[Art_Wanderlei]

FAT PEOPLE. The ones who are new and can only resort to smothering as an offense.

[krait]

Originally Posted by matt101

Sandbaggers ?

Someone that really good but just doesn't feel like putting an effort in that day. Or also the guy thats says its my first class but forgets to mention that he was a Division I wrestler and a Judo black belt and proceeds to tear you apart.

Sandbagging happens in tournaments a lot. Where a guy with 5 years training experience will enter the novice division just so they can beat the crap out of a bunch of 6 month white belts and say they won tournament.

[AZ BJJ]

Biggest gripes are:

1. Poor Hygiene: those who don't wash their Gi, whose who have long nails, and those who don't stop rolling after they're bleeding.

2. Really heavy guys: >300 lbs. They just lay there.

3. Stallers

[krait]

Originally Posted by Art_Wanderlei

FAT PEOPLE. The ones who are new and can only resort to smothering as an offense.

Man thats kinda harsh. If they new then of course they aren't gong to know what to do besides use their weight. Not everyone can be a 125 lbs new guy that you can just dominate.

[Who's Laughin' Now?]

Originally Posted by zfolwick

I have that problem.... I have to step back alot and say "hold on.. . adrenaline's getting going. I need to calm down". I'm like a big dog that gets excited when it's time to play-- sometimes I play rough with no technique.

I'm learning that this is the case with alot of the spazzes I've rolled with. Many times they aren't trying to be "spazzy" they just get the ol' adrenaline goin and don't rly know how to deal with it. I know I've even been "spazzy" because of adrenaline and not knowing how to deal with it.

[Jon Bojangles]

I hate rolling with the people that "accidentally" put their fingers in your ears, grab single digits, rash guards, or in general use their hand illegally.

Also I hate rolling with the ig bguy who will pin you for a bit and just drip sweat onto your face and in your eyes. I mean how easy would it be to just move their head so the sweat doesnt fall in my face or to just progress their position and try to pull off a sub.

[SigSauer229]

Guys who fart while rolling.

You know those frijoles eating mothers? Those A-holes who every freakin triangle attempt they're blasting ass and smell like they haven't wiped their ass in a month?

ANd the ones who never wash their uniforms. YOu know those ones who looked like they pissed all over their gi before class?

I hate em all. They look like transients walked in to take JJ.