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Old 03-02-2007, 12:14 PM   #101 (permalink)

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I hate rolling with the guy who still thinks farting is funny. It actually is pretty funny but not while I am either rolling with you or about to roll with you. It reminds me of that scene from Revenge of The Nerds when Boogar is about to arm wrestle the big Sorority chick who is going to kick his ass and he picks his nose right before the ref signals to begin so he can get the win.
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Old 03-02-2007, 12:17 PM   #102 (permalink)

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Wrestlers. They spazz out and give up when they are gassed, swept or about to get submittted.
Fat/big guys who use stuff they can just use against smaller guys and never against guys their size and strenght.
Women. They are usually so weak that you have to use absolutely no power at all and I haven't met a woman yet which was more technical than I am, so I have to either open myself up so much that they learn something or use techniques I usually wouldn't consider, usually something stupid or fancy.

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Old 03-02-2007, 12:40 PM   #103 (permalink)
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I hate rolling no-gi with guys that are hardcore gi players. I've had guys do collar chokes on my t-shirt, and rip the collar. I was not pleased to say the least.
Also when people grab my shorts while we're rolling no-gi. I swear to god I'll start wearing tights. No one wants to get triangled with my spandex encased nuts in their face.
That's pretty messed up. I'm a gi guy, myself, but I do no gi, too, and even I know that when you're doing no gi, grabbing clothing is a no go. Accidentally doing it once or twice is one thing, but actually using it is crappy. I'd start punching him in hte face and claim that I didn't realize we couldn't use strikes. Oops.
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:11 PM   #104 (permalink)
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I also hate the former wrestler/judoka who manages to pin u and doesnt do anything especially when they outweigh u by a ton. I know there are escapes its just im not technical enough yet and it doesnt help that your the lightest/youngest in the room
yeah. . . second that one. NOTHING seems to work to escape or take down from starting on knees. I always end up in side control. My ribs. . . hurt. Then they act like they're awesome but they didn't try a single sub except the 1/2 ton on your chest submission.

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Old 03-02-2007, 01:15 PM   #105 (permalink)
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I hate rolling no-gi with guys that are hardcore gi players. I've had guys do collar chokes on my t-shirt, and rip the collar. I was not pleased to say the least.
Also when people grab my shorts while we're rolling no-gi. I swear to god I'll start wearing tights. No one wants to get triangled with my spandex encased nuts in their face.

We do this from time to time just to get a feel for what it would be like to set up a collar choke with a tshirt in a real confrontation. It takes more time because you have to bunch up the tshirt material to do it effectively so you can get the proper leverage and it doesnt rip the shirt. Still, when we do it its agreed upon in advance and we buy a pack of plain white tshirts so we dont ruin ones we like. You should wear the spandex for sure, id be afraid to grab anything at all.....
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:18 PM   #106 (permalink)

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Wrestlers. They spazz out and give up when they are gassed, swept or about to get submittted.

Those aren't wrestlers. Those are losers who claim to have wrestled, or just jj stereotypes of wrestlers that a Sherdogger who has never actually rolled with a real wrestler thinks makes a clever response to this thread topic. Wrestlers are the guys who are in better shape than you and when inexperienced, are more likely not to tap until it's too late.
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:37 PM   #107 (permalink)

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Those aren't wrestlers. Those are losers who claim to have wrestled, or just jj stereotypes of wrestlers that a Sherdogger who has never actually rolled with a real wrestler thinks makes a clever response to this thread topic. Wrestlers are the guys who are in better shape than you and when inexperienced, are more likely not to tap until it's too late.
Yeah, whatever. Im not playing detective to find out if somebody really wrestled. Next time someone telling me he wrestled before I will ask him if he has a legitimated wrestling passport with the autograph of Alexander Karelin on it to make sure that some strangers on the net who try to insult me are pleased.
I found these stereotypes in training, with wrestling shoes on, califlower ears and a horrible mentality. You should stop using stereotypes yourself and glorify each and every guy who wrestled with your statements. Bjj guys can't be in good shape thats reserved for wrestlers don't you agree?

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Old 03-02-2007, 01:47 PM   #108 (permalink)

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Yeah, whatever. Im not playing detective to find out if somebody really wrestled. Next time someone telling me he wrestled before I will ask him if he has a legitimated wrestling passport with the autograph of Alexander Karelin on it to make sure that some strangers on the net who try to insult me are pleased.
I found these stereotypes in training, with wrestling shoes on, califlower ears and a horrible mentality. You should stop using stereotypes yourself and glorify each and every guy who wrestled with your statements. Bjj guys can't be in good shape thats reserved for wrestlers don't you agree?

Uh, you were the one who made a broad, sweeping statement about an entire grappling discipline. I'm just pointing out that anyone who claims that wrestlers 'gas quick' and 'tap before submissions are put on' are full of it. Wrestlers are - generally speaking, of course - well conditioned meatheads who do not gas and are stubborn in submissions.
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:54 PM   #109 (permalink)

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i dont mind the spazz. Going at a fast pace imo is good practice for competition. If ur not used to people transitioning quickly and pressing to pass/finish etc then ur gonna suck in mma/grappling comps.

I hate people who tap before u get the hold applied.

I hate sandbaggers.

I hate those who think they are the shit.

I hate those who frown upon leglocks.

I hate rolling with girls! Cant take it seriously!!

I hate rolling with first days ppl who dont know guard from a kimura. 5 minute roll with 30 taps is a bit pointless!!
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Old 03-02-2007, 02:32 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Acctually today one of my mates was farting like there was something wrong! And what did we do? Only jujigatame (armbars)
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