Too much Stand-up:

[CowboyPete]

- If you stand around for too long you automatically have to stretch and limber up, regardless of where you are and what conversation you're having.[/quote]

I've done this my entire life, long before I started doing any MA, whether standing or sitting.

Stretching just feels nice.

[Poseidon9]

Originally Posted by triplex429

- when walking past a pole or post you automaticialy hit it with a light hook

Lmao.. I always throw a light leg-kick.

[Sinister]

I've done this my entire life, long before I started doing any MA, whether standing or sitting.

Stretching just feels nice.

I was going to add:

...and if the conversation goes on too long or you have to wait too long you start shadowboxing.

Originally Posted by Poseidon9

Lmao.. I always throw a light leg-kick.

yea i do that to my co-workers... haa

[deadlyshaolin]

Originally Posted by King Kabuki

I was going to add:

...and if the conversation goes on too long or you have to wait too long you start shadowboxing.

...and I was going to add:

- you even shadowbox when you're at your computer, on freaking Sherdog

--- and especially when you're watching highlights (you imitate the KO in perfect time and synchrony)

[sXeRuthlessAce]

I can honestly say I've done almost all of the ones that are listed so far. It's great, haha.

[vegaskurt]

-- If you put your dog in a clinch more than once a day.

-- If you throw random knees at the metal urinal wall dividers on your way out of the bathroom

[TKMaxx715]

i better get back into training i used to do a lot more of these then i do now... motivation!

[ahheadlock]

- when your girlfriend tickles you, your response is either a wrist or finger lock

- when walking through the mall, you pivot, slip, switch, side step, etc through the foot traffic.

- when you see someone who makes a lot of hand movements while talking, you evaluate his potential as a fighter

- you think to yourself how easy it would be to get an RNC on while you are spooning your GF

- when you go on holiday, the first thing you think about is where you are going to train. If the hotel doesn't have a gym, you clear enough space on the floor to do it in your room.

- you sneak off to the store room at work to do pushups and sit ups.

- when you go to a club, everyone thinks you are a bouncer.

- you cant stand anywhere near any inanimate object without kicking or punching it

- you dont even notice injuries any more unless they prevent you from training.

- You cannot and will not leave the house without your gym bag, just in case the opportunity to train arises.

[JackLancewell]

-You imagine just throwing a roundhouse on poles, everywhere. And I mean everywhere. Parking meters, light poles, signs, everything.
-Your hands itch if you dont shadowbox.
-You give people staredowns, and you frown at them.
-You imagine getting into a thai clinch with a random person, and thinking about how you'd throw your elbows.
-You think about fighting sequences whilst taking the train.
-You do these sequences.
-You get weird looks from doing them.