Too much Stand-up:

[welts]

Also a victim of sinking my hips when standing on the bus and watching normal people fall all over the place whilst i am planted comfortably. Ah, life is good.

I wear skinny jeans because im a big *** and the biggest problem is i cant kick in them at all! Occasionaly when a friend blabs something about me to someone.. usually something horrible along the lines of 'yeah he does some kung fu shit i dont know'... they always ask me to show them some moves and i always dissapoint by saying i cant because of my jeans!

[SWATCOP]

- When you are dancing with your Girlfriend/Wife and you hold each others arms, you think about locking her up around the shoulders and throwing repetitious knees.
-Whenever you hug someone, you have to stop yourself from pumelling for better position.


Along with at least half the others, these two definitely apply to me.

[ShindoNinja]

Originally Posted by Sinister

Oh grappling ones are fun, too.

- When in bed at night you have to plant your feet and twist your hips to turn over as opposed to just rolling over.

haha - This one is exactly true. I'm not the only one I guess!

[Sinister]

I don't know if they're somewhere in here, but my two all-time favorites that I've done are:

- Every time someone goes to give you a high-five, you pop a jab into it.

- You constantly irritate your girlfriend by stopping play-fighting to correct her form.