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Old 10-08-2008, 12:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
Twincest1

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Meg Whitman for Treasury Secretary

McCain mentioned Meg Whitman as an excellent choice to be the Treasury Secretary. Why does he believe this?

a.) She will sell all of the bad mortgage debt on EBay at a tremendous profit
b.) Running the world's largest lawn sale is excellent preparation to be a key member of the president's cabinet and 5th in the line of presidential succession.
c.) Who would be better suited to tell us how to put an end to golden parachutes and create jobs in a troubled economy?
d.) He's old fashioned and still believes that secretaries should be women
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