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Old 08-19-2008, 04:23 PM   #41 (permalink)
Lakehead
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Originally Posted by KicDaKitty View Post
Thats what I said, minus the smell part.
Did the dude have a medical problem or was he just terrible at sex? Either way the whole busting in two minutes thing is easy to solve, and if he's dedicated he'll find a way to make the sex work. Maybe he's got a very small package or something?

You should let the guy know that no matter what it is, if it involves a boner, human society has found a way to fix the problem. Even if he's small there are exercises and all kindsa shit he can do to help his stamina and lasting power, like girls can get other girls off and he has a dick so no matter what he's got a bit of an edge here...

Dedication, time, research = better sex and an overall better life and healthier ego for this man. One of my, and I think many men's, greatest fears is that a woman might say something like "I like you but your not doing it for me in bed" - and it actually being true.

It's one thing if your like fuck off I'm great and you actually are, but if you know your not getting a girl off and she calls you out on it by saying "i need different dick" that's gotta be like something out of a nightmare. that she actually said that to him definitely fucked him up, especially if he believes her.

The dude feels like there's something major wrong with him and gets down on himself about it to the point of avoiding sex! Thats like, counter-evolutionary, bro. Even if he's bad at the doing it, he's still producing millions of sperm that have to go somewhere

Umm, in conclusion, all boner problems are fixable, cause companies in the modern era are owned by both men and woman, and both of them enjoy penis at some level
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