[Lakehead]

I'm deleting my old post and writing a new one cause this dude isn't looking for advice and I have one more funny, nearly unbelievable story, once again not about me because my stories are far less interesting:

I am chillin at my friends place, he is in residence in his first year I'm in my second. I leave his room to go do something, I can't remember what, and I come back the door is locked and nobody is going to answer that motherfucker.

This girl he was friends with, not the prettiest thing in the whole world but not ugly at all, just randomly burst into his room and BAM HJ into BJ. Fucking bastard did nothing what so ever. She musta just had a moment or something, I dunno. she didn't even have sex with him, just like out of the blue BJ for no good reason. So theres another story from the head of the lake instead of my silly advice