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Old 07-03-2008, 08:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
RollinDownRodeo

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Originally Posted by Buckner1986 View Post
Kaz Matsui was on the DL with an "anal fissure" in April.

WebMD says:

Anal fissures are caused by vigorous stretching of the anal canal. A fissure may develop if you are constipated and try to pass a large, hard stool; if you don’t relax your anal muscles (sphincter muscles) during a bowel movement; or sometimes after repeated diarrhea.
I don't believe this. Even if that was the reason, wouldn't the club help the dude out and say he sprained his ankle or something?

Rome had a great line on his show today. "Aron Rolston, the dude who was once trapped by a boulder on a mountain and broke his own arm only so he could saw it off with a pocketknife in order to walk down the mountain to safety cannot believe how tough Chris Snyder is."
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