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Old 06-24-2008, 04:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
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from Smokey and the Bandit.

So Sheriff Buford and his son are chasing the Bandit. Along the road they encounter some KKK fellas.

Son: You ever join the Klan daddee
Sheriff Buford: No but yo mama did. When she put on her sheet, she looked like and iceberg with feet.
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