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First idea,
I am assuming you are in Massachusetts from your tag line. Start calling all the local radio stations, esp, sports stations and tell them that you were training at Planto Failus and that you were wearing a Boston Celtics T-Shirt and the management asked you to remove it as they do not allow professional sports promotional items to be displayed and that it is upsetting some of their customers who are from Los Angeles. Tell them that the franchise owners ( who are from NY I believe) will only allow sports shirts from NY teams, the Yankees, the Knicks or the Giants. Then I will call Planto Failus and pretend to be a reporter and will inquire about the rumor--and other people will be calling from all kinds of magazines, I am sure this will cause a minor riot
Keith
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