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Originally Posted by Bubble Boy
Just fucking around.
I was all into a hot chick once, and then she showed me a picture of how fat she used to be. I never saw her the same and dumped her asap. Talk about shallow.
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I was eating breakfast with a girl I'd been living with for about 8 months. She was drinking a glass of milk, and it struck me; I could hear her drinking it,
gluck gluck gluck,*smack*, "Ahhhhhh". And I went to work, and knew she had to go.