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Originally Posted by Polynikes

I don't trust a guy who doesn't drink.

Straight up, if you don't drink, you're weird in my book.

If you don't do it, there's a reason for it, and that reason strays from the norm IMO.

I drink because I like the taste of it, and I like the way it makes me feel.

I like to have fun too.

Men, since the beginning of time, have drank, fought, and made up afterwards.

While men and women have make up sex, men and men have fights and makeup drinks.

If sex is the mediator between men and women, then alcohol is the mediator between men and men.

FACT

It is as normal for two men to drink as it for a man and a woman to screw.

So, if you're a man and you don't drink, then you are along the lines of a chick who won't put out.

Loving that analogy.