[ElusiveMachida]

Originally Posted by Gabicho

I was never caught fwapping per se, but i had a lot of close calls. Door locks FTW!

However, one time i was fingering an ex when her parents arrived, so since she was half-naked, she ran away to the bathroom to get dressed - and left me alone sitting in the living room. When her dad came in, he said hi, and put his hand forward to shake hands. And my hand was all wet and sticky because of teh love juioce of her daughter. So i said something along the lines "oh, sir, sorry i'm not shaking your hand, becaaaaause uh, eh... ur... the dog! The dog licked my hand so it's like SUPER wet and sticky!!!".
He gave me a cold dead stare and just turned around.

And then i remembered the dog had just died like a week ago.
PWNT.

I avoided going to her place for the next months.

Dude, you totally pwned yourself on that one.