[olddude]

1. I'm a newbie.

2. I weigh 270.

3. I've got limited gas.

4. No skills.

On the other hand.

1. I bathe daily.

2. Keep my Gi clean.

3. Try like hell not to fart, slobber, or drip.

4. Don't roll will people waay smaller than me.


My coaches tell us all the time that rolling is for learning technique. Not tapping, unless they tell us it's for submission. My coaches usually roll with me because the one guy they put with me goes balls out, like he's trying to prove something. He, however, hasn't been able to tap me yet. Nor have I him.

I'm prone to being swept.....keep getting me arse to up, ya know!!