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Originally Posted by bobbylight

As a current pizza delivery guy, I will comment.

The people in my pizza place are all legal. I don't think this is the norm though. They all get checks on the books. Actually I heard one guy is illegal but has someone else's papers, so he goes by the name on the papers.

People that tip me shitty don't have anything happen to their pizza. Their is only one family that habitually tips me less than two dollars on about 30 dollar bills, one time he even tipping me 30 cents. I am not mean enough to do something to their pizza, knowing that they have little children.

The thing is they live in a nice house, and we charge a 2 dollar delivery charge, and the guy is actually nice, and he told me he wasn't rich enough to give good tips (he lives in a really nice house, probably costing 700,000 or more, in a rich area. I highly doubt that 3 extra dollars every time he orders pizza is going to cripple him financially), and that I'm getting something from the delivery charge. I was just so astonished that he assumed I got something from this that I didn't even correct him. Luckily he hasn't ordered a pie since then.

Anyway, I have never and don't plan on ever doing anything to anyone's food. Unless some sort of line is crossed, and you would have to do A LOT to cross it, the food will stay just the way it is. I can't say this for everyone though, because a lot of other people probably do differently. I could never, no matter how mean someone was to me, do anything to a pizza that was delivered to a house with small children. Really, its not the children's fault that they are douchebags and don't tip.

I always find 3 or 4 bucks for the pizza guy. Even if I thought I was a little short in the bank account. It's just3 bucks. That middle class guy is up his own ass saying he can't afford tips. If you are ordering a pizza instead of making a home coooked meal, then you shold "afford" a good tip.