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Old 05-01-2008, 06:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
lightning_88
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Uncyclopedia anyone?

Anyone go on uncyclopedia here? Its like wikipedia on crack, full of stupid and often funny thing people make up.

A few examples

Fedor

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Production of Fedor was started during World War II by the Crazy Russians in a remote, underground laboratory just outside of Moscow. Their plan was to create an army of "Fedors" in anticipation of the upcoming Cold War with the United States. Using DNA extracted from Fedor's predecessor, Ivan, the Crazy Russians worked endlessly to create the ultimate, emotionless, killing machine that would make the A-Bomb seem like a piņata filled with teddy bears. Scientists worked on the formula for over 30 years before finally performing a test run. On Christmas Day of 1975, the Crazy Russian Mafia quietly kidnapped and impregnated Jane Fonda with the Fedor test sperm. Nine months later, on September 28, 1976, Fedor Drago was born in a small Ethiopian village. Jane Fonda was immediately executed and Fedor was taken back to Moscow to study the most ancient and deadliest forms of combat. However, things would not go as the Crazy Russians had planned
Fedor Emelianenko - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

The PS3

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The PLAYSTATION 3 is a console that runs on pure money, 399.99 US Dollars to the mile, being marketed by Sony as the successor to the Playstation 2. It took five million kitten huffing sessions and a $500 Billion investment from Sony to develop and has so far made the company an incredible profit of $27.46.
PlayStation 3 - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

check out the site and post anything funny you come up with!
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