[axecutioner]

Originally Posted by Joey M.

Or they could just have zero tolerance for the immature antics of a bunch of spoiled, ungrateful, dope-smoking hippies (the vast majority of college contingency, unfortunately).

None of those describe how I was in college. I was just lazy and drunk and I hate hippies. To tell you the truth I never saw the security guards around the dorms unless there was a party that needed to be broken up. They didn't establish much of a presence there. I'm sure they were just sitting in their office until enough complained for them to do their job.