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Old 03-28-2008, 03:55 PM   #144 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by JubeiKibagami View Post
The original matrix of power (talked about in Transformers the animated movie) was given to Optimus Prime by Don Frye. It was simply his left testicle which he had removed at the request of the World Court. They had to cut his hormone production in half and this was the only feasible way to do it. Don only agreed because of the fact that if he had kept it the result would have been that every time another male would enter the same 20 ft of space as him they would instantly turn into a female. At first, one first would think that this would be a great thing - a whole world of women - but Don in his infinite wisdom had the foresight to realize that in a world full of women he'd have no one to beat up.
Maybe it is just me, but I always love the really elaborate ones the most.

And I hope this doesn't get wastelanded, as the thread is far too awesome
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