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-The Gonzaga knockout of Mirko. It wasn't the "worst", but it was so shocking I couldn't stop laughing. Literally just couldn't hold back the tears of laughter. Not because I hated CC. But because I thought someone slipped the best marijuana money could buy into my hot pocket. Randy's sincere reaction-"oooh my gooood!!" (catch his face on the replay and his arms are up in the air)- made it 10x better.

-Edwards/Stevenson. This fight would have never gone on that long in Japan. Exluding Dewees/Ray (which was on TUF) this was the bloodiest fight I've ever seen. The kind of fight that leads you to believe MMA critics are right when they call it excessively savage (they're not, though, of course).

-One judge scoring the fight for Aurelio in Aurelio/Guida. One of WORST single judges' decision ever. Words fail me. But I'll try: all it would have taken was one judge to be equally blind and Marcus wins that fight. Think about it. Which leads me to my next choice.

-Cecil Peoples.

-Tim Sylvia in between rounds during the Randy fight. He's like Bill Wallace before him: "buuuuuurp".

-Wiezorek/Shipp. Watching Wiezorek lunge into Shipp with my technique whatsoever, getting tagged, and managing to win anyway should have been a crime against humanity. Never Back Down is to cinema what Wiezorek/Shipp is to MMA: no one wants to see it (ok so I sorta do).

-Sean Gannon finding his way into the octagon.

-Gabe Rudeger's tears.

-Harold Howard's failed reverse-Guile-from-Street-Fighter-flash-kick against Steve Jennum.

-Any of Bill Wallace's comments. Goldberg sometimes outshines him this regard though.

-BJ gassing during a game of ping pong.