Damnit Dracula Guido. Bushwack your arm hair. Now I understand why you wear a suit every night; to cover up the asshair all over your arms. Hell to you would be if someone stuck velcro on your forearm.
This guy gets all kinds of hot bitches to pose with him.
When the hell did Dennis Miller become a guido?
That should either be a Nazi sign on Jude Law Wannabe Guido's shoulder, or a rainbow. I'm still debating as to what name the guy on the left should have... he looks like some people from central Asia. Uzbeki Guido? Kazakhstani Guido? Mongolian Guido?
Some guidos have massive troubles buttoning up their shirts.
Thank god their hair blends in with the background.
