Originally Posted by Nihilistic
Alrighty lets see what I can add to this...
Wendys:
As has been stated already the chilli is made from yesterdays unsold burgers. Countless horrible things are done to your food if you treat the cashiers like dicks. They work at shit jobs and don't care if they get fired. I have personally seen or taken part in the following. Spitting in food, putting food that you have mentioned you are allergic to inside your food, eaten parts of your food, dipped your food in the grease buckets under the grill, spat in your chili when making it, spat in your salad for requesting a salad made without a certain ingredient, bled into your food, dropped your food on the ground and still served it, farts on burger buns, served 6 hour old chicken that has been sitting in a holding area, served french fries with dead bugs in them. purposely served a dead fly on top of your cheese in your cheeseburger.
Other great things about Wendys are that if you get anything with the liquid cheese, that cheese comes as a powder and u just add water. if it is left alone it gets to the same consistency of plastic. every new grill guy serves raw burgers for the first couple of days. And as you prolly guessed already nobody ever cleans the bathrooms properly. Most people dont wash their hands and just all around greatness like that.
Wal-Mart:
Wal-Mart is the best place to work if you are lazy. Over night workers are mostly drug addicts or creepy pedophile like folk. Management dont need any education other then the Wal-Mart management program. When you phone toys and ask if a toy is in stock during Christmas we just put you on hold for a bit maybe go talk to a friend and then come back and say no. If you cant find the employees its likely they are in the garden center holding bin having sex. Not all of the cameras work, id say about 8 of them. If you steal from Electronics, Jewelery, Cosmetics you will be caught, everywhere else is free game. Floor walkers (wal mart security) are told by their bosses to watch in house theft(employee theft) more then customer theft. If you work there you are under investigation for theft the day after your orientation. They have hidden cameras in the back watching the unloaders. They have random microphones hidden inside the store and know what employees are saying. If an employee mentions a union they are to be disciplined and a phone call to head office MUST be made. If there are cameras looking OUTSIDE a wal-mart it is because a union was talked about inside the store. wal-mart parking lots are the most dangerous part of your city, the amount of late night rape in wal mart parking lots is disgusting. the cart guys purposely smash your car with the carts. if you are asian chances are anyone over 30 working there assumes you are going to ask for a discount... iunno why but they do.
Movie Stores:
Your late fees go directly into pocket if they are paid in exact change. All late fees can be excused even the $15,000 charge for the movie you rented 20 years ago. Next weeks movies come in on Thursday and as long as your a regular and not a dick to me you can have a copy for rent or sale. Stores make at most $2 profit per movie sold, so stop bitching about movie prices when buying. Anything not on the outside wall has already made its money back, help a brother out and rent an old movie every now and then because its 100% profit. Old ladies will come in when nobody is in the store and ask if you have any porn behind the counter. Famous people and rich people will fight a 20 cent late fee but gladly pay the $42 fee. Rich peoples children who ask you to order a movie will NEVER pick it up and once you return it they will come in and ask you if you could order a different movie for them. Any candy sold in a store is disgustingly old. A small store will make about $150,000 in late fees. Rogers video, blockbuster and all the other big chain stores rent their movies. They dont actually own a single one of their movies. Blockbuster has lost 6 billion since removing late fees. Movie stores will be obsolete by 2020.
Security:
Security guards on the most part are not trained properly. If you steal from a place and the guard arrests you in the parking lot you are looking at some serious money if you can prove thats where he got you as he has no right to touch you out there. If you run from a guard and are arrested charged and put in jail you will be there twice as long before you can leave for good behaviour. Police on the most part hate security as much as teenage skater kids. Security in Ontario MUST show you their ID card if you ask to see it. If they do not show you the card you can complain to the ministry if the guard is proven to have not shown his card or if he is spot checked without his card he gets fined $25,000. If he didnt have his card his company will be fined $250,000. Security in Ontario are not allowed to call themselves Security Officers. They can lose their jobs for doing so. Security may not carry the following without training: guns, nightsticks, handcuffs. Most guards are not allowed to carry flashlights bigger then 3 cells. If you are caught with a flashlight that is 4 cell or more you are fired for bringing a weapon to work. If a guard touches you without you attacking him he can be sued for using force. If a guard touches you and you deserved it you can still likely get him fired by complaining to his company saying it was excessive. Majority of guards want to be cops a little too bad. If you arrest somebody and have to use force to do so you are looking at a MINIMUM of 8 pages of reports.
Online Psychic:
Nothing is to be specific when talking to clients, you get all your information off them. Listen to what is said and say it back to them just worded different. "I am lonely and need to find love" becomes "You seek love as you have been lonely for too long". Always ask for a first name and then google that name to find out if its a man or woman. If they give you full information (name, city, bday) then just look them up on google. if they ask about love look them up on 411 and find out their neighbors name.
Online spell caster:
I dont actually know any magic. I dont actually cast anything i say i will cast. If I could cast a fortune spell so you win millions in the lottery wouldnt I have done this for myself and wouldnt I be retired?
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