Red eyes? Could Dracula Guido be behind the camera? Muwahahahahahahaha
The guy in the middle looks like
this puppet.
Ever see someone from behind and think she's gorgeous, only to have her turn around and immediately kill your boner? Well, that's about to happen to this guy.
Girls, if you're going to swim to the club, go ahead and take the fishnets off before entering.
That's the end of this album, and that is ALL of the guidoness I can stand for the moment. In my previous albums, almost all the douchebags were men, but this one was split almost down the middle among the gender line. Seriously, I now have a headache. Someone send me a lortab.