There's more testosterone in a tampon commercial than in this picture.
It's easy to tell which girl in this picture has self-confidence. Hint - she isn't wearing twenty pounds of makeup.
No, this isn't the same picture. They've probably just stood in this position all night long.
With hair this white, you'd think God called her to the top of Mount Sinai to give her the Ten Commandments. That is, until you noticed her roots are as dark as Gomorrah.
I swear, if I was fucking her and she did the guido pout, I'd think about pulling out and punching her in the face. But then again, she has so much makeup on that my fist would harmlessly slide off of her face, and I'd have to spend days cleaning up that shit off of my knuckles.
Don't turn around! It's a monster!!!!!!! Oh nevermind, it's just another damn guido.
