Here we see three distinct species of Guido: The Jellyface Guido on the left, the Headband Covering Zits Guido in the middle, and the Caveman Guido on the right. The next step in Guido evolution is when Caveman Guidos start spiking their eyebrow hair:
The most beautiful women on the planet are shown in this photo, but a spotlight in the club reflected off of a Guido's spray-on tan and ruined the image:
Glancing over his shoulder, Joe could do nothing but chuckle from seeing Andre the Wolverine:
Everyone is a fan of WWF X-Men:
Caveman Guido, part 2:
Andre the Wolverine finds his date for the night. Hands off, guys:
