This guy doesn't know if he wants to be a Guido or an Italian Gangster:
This Guido yelled out to his friend "HURRY UP AND TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE WHILE THIS GIRL IS HERE!" Needless to say, the girl kept walking right on by the Guido, as did every girl that night:
This photo is blurred because the cameraman accidentally bumped into a Guido's spray-on tan:
A Guido without hair gel? Blasphemy! Burn him!
This picture was taken before the circle jerk. Two things: first, I've never seen a Guido's facial fat conform so much to his shoulder as the guy on the left. Second, this picture confirms that when four or more Guidos are in a picture, the biggest douchebag in the bunch will flip off the camera:
The further left you go in this picture, the higher the amount of steroids taken. However, the amount of homosexuality remains constant:
