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Originally Posted by Chiun
This is not some "badass thread".
This is a thread for those who KNOW they can't get their ass kicked.
Let me qualify this.
YOu know you can lose a fight. You know you may lose a sparring match or two or three or four. But at the end of the day,
You Can't get your ass kicked.
I got into fights in a rough Central Texas High School where it was 3 on 1. I'm a jacked up looking half Italian/Filipino guy, so in Texas, thats rough with the brothers.
I got jumped 6 times in 4 years at random times and everytime, I never lost.
So.
In 12th grade, the "Brothers" told me they liked me because I took all the "jumps" well. Even though I never lost. They said "You freakin rocked us like a mother fucker"
WHich makes me ask on here.
When you know you've survived the worst? HOw comfortable is it to KNOW you can't get your ass kicked?
"You may whoop my ass, but I wont get my ass whooped!" - (One of the Jumpers)
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Listen, I promise that you can get your ass kicked. Being able to avoid death at the hands of 3-4 pubescent minorities does not make you a fighter. In fact, I promise that if we fought you'd learn that your ass is very kickable. You and your beach muscles are shit. After I make your legs go retarded, I'd make you put your mouth on the curb and stomp on the back of your head. Then Fat_Wilhelm would drop a duece on you right before Finny showed up to use your corpse for sledge hammer tabatas.
In summary:
Fuck you, fuck your heritage, fuck your couch.
Other than that I'm sure you're very tough.