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Originally Posted by Hammer_Fist
Just for kicks,
I worked at a shoe store and two things are more true than true...
All mexicans wear size 8 shoes.
If a black guy wants to "try on a pair of shoes" he will not buy them. He just wants to see what they look like on him. If a black guy wants to buy the shoes he'll just ask for them and pay for them, he's already tried them on at a previous visit.
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Old women try on 20 pairs of shoes and buy nothing.
Old women's feet are disgusting.
If they are dressed in church clothes and stupid hat, odds of them entering shoe department are 100%.
You'd think that they could eliminate a stockroom and just have stacked displays by brand, allowing quick customer access to product, and eliminating the cost of an employee.
They can't. We would stack clearance into 5' by 20' displays, and within an hour, without attendance, they would be totally fucked. Women descend on shit, and turn it awry. Their idiot children would knock over displays, and to compare, women would mix and match shoes in their boxes, or pick up a box, and walk over to another box. Did they put anything back into place? No, they would leave mixed shit together, and literally leave boxes everywhere.
Upside
Girls who work at dept stores are whores
There are few men working at dept stores, so whenever something heavy has to be moved, it's your job. This may seem negative, however, you can take as long as you want, as in-store management has no clue. I'd just take things to storage and chill with a game boy. Unless there was a camera that wasn't in the security display, nobody knew.