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Originally Posted by MT420MT
*If you buy an hour of unlimited bowling, it'll run out in 45 to 50 minutes.
*Your waiter is probably drunk or high
*Chiropractors are frauds, they get erections if you walk in there after a car accident
*If you steal from Linens N Things they're not going to do anything about it. Go on and return everything you stole withou a receipt and the manager will gladly give you a gift card and store credit.
*Personal trainers are worthless
*Starbucks does not keep track of how much coffee is made, it takes nothing for them to give you a free cup so if you pay with exact change and just hand the cashier your money they could just pocket it.
*You can return anything at big 5 or Linens N Things without any questions asked, even if you dont have a receipt and the item is broken.
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This reminds me of my uncle. One time at a Target YEARS back he took a microwave off the shelf and went and returned it to the front. Another time, he walked in, took a NICE mountain bike off the shelf, walked it out, then peddled like hell.