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I've had so many jobs over the years, that I don't know where to start:
Crab steamer-
If a steamed blue crab feels incredably hollow and light, don't eat it. Chances are that it was dead and decomposing before it was steamed.
Pharmacy clerk-
Addicts will try to con you into selling them controlled substances with no prescription. Xanax was a favorite of most that I remember.
Pizza cook-
A pizza literaly costs about $.35 to make in materials (dough, sauce, cheese, etc.). That $10+ you pay is all mark-up.
Resturant staff-
If you order Coke, chances are that you're getting "cola." If you order Sprite, you're probably getting "lemon-up." Everything we had was a knock-off of some type.
Retirement Home-
Old people have sex. OFTEN. They have nothing better to do all day really. Man, its pretty disgusting to hear an 80-year-old taking about jamming it home.
Mutual Fund sales-
Your money as a retail customer doesn't matter, no matter how much you have invested. Commercial relationships account for about 75% of business assets under management.
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I'm the best mayne, I deeed it.
-Eli Porter
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