[Bamaispriceless]

Well, me and my best friend managed to flip his bran new badass golf cart (think, golf cart with suped up engine and huge mud tires) tonight. Was riding at night with no light, going full speed, ramped a hill, got airborn, landing down at the bottom of the hill, and landed hard on the side. We both went out for a few seconds, I woke up laughing my head off, he woke up freaking out (mainly because he was scratched up and his Dad was gonna kill him). I calmly tell him to calm down, everything is OK, we are fine, the golf cart is ok, etc...then ask "hey man, can you please pick up the side of the golf cart a little, my leg is hurting". Apparently the golf cart landed on my ankle...and stayed there for about 2 minutes while I try to calm my friend down. His Dad's a major big time asshole, so he was justified. The damn engine is screwed up now, and his Dad's gonna kill him (maybe literally). And, tomorrow is my friends Bday...so tomorrow will be the worst b-day of his life most likely.