This made me laugh. Screw knives or guns, if you want to bash the cr@p out or someone - gotta have the unbreakable umbrella.
I'm giving my granny some roids and letting her loose with one of these on the streets at night...
The only question .... is it waterproof?
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Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out shouting " ... holy crap!! .... what a ride!!"