[NHB7]

Well I've got another, apparently this has happened me more often then the average person.

I went to a buddies work party. I got drunk and went up to the hotel room and fell asleep. I wake up to the sound of his GF moaning like a dying water buffalo (ridiculously loud). They are having sex on the other hotel bed!! If this were today, I would say, "Hey what the fuck are you doing" but instead I just lay there and pretended to be asleep! It was ridiculous. Anyway, after they are done, my friend walks up to my bed and says, "NHB7, are you awake? Hey, are you awake?" I kept faking like I was asleep. Then he says, "If you are awake and just pretending to be asleep....I'm sorry."

LOL ridiculous.