[elzar]

Originally Posted by Das Uberdog

oh god, can it with the endless bullshit gimmick please. i'm not jealous of people who do impressive things - i admire them. unfortunately there's nothing about you that's worth admiring. in fact the only thing you've impressed me with is your ability to suck a truly colossal number of dicks. i mean seriously, if there is one thing about you that i find extraordinary it's your ability to swallow heaping piles of man-swords with a smile. they should make a movie like 300 about you, with the same title, except it'd be about the one man who stood up and sucked against the seething masses of penises that had gathered to overrun his lands. the camera would pan over a field filled with naked men, stroking on their cocks. you'd stand there with your goofy ass grin, yourself against the hordes. RuRu would tug at your arm and say "no! don't go on! it's madness!" and you'd turn and say "madness?? THIS. IS. ORAALLLLLL!!!!" right before you slam your mouth down on some fat, unemployed electrician's hog.

oh, my.